Woo-ooo-hoo
Can't you see me coming
From 10 miles away
A mobile world of poverty
Coming your way
Roadk** stuck to the big black wheels
Dead bugs stuck to the front of the grill
I told my family to stick it
And bought a Greyhound ticket
Sniffed some poppers in El Paso
In a hail storm of Whip-its
Can't you see me coming?
No way, no way.
Traveling all around
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
Traveling from town to town
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound bound
Woo-ooo-hoo
Woo-ooo-hoo
Woo-ooo-hoo
Woo-ooo-hoo
Well, I don't have dime
And I don't give a damn
I've seen the track marks on the arms of Uncle Sam
Fresno, Bakersfield, Downers Grove, Illinois
The toilet overflowed in Buffalo
Traveling all around
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
Traveling from town to town
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound bound
Woo-ooo-hoo
Woo-ooo-hoo
Woo-ooo-hoo
Woo-ooo-hoo
I met a fairy named Gary and a couple of fruits
A big Scandinavian in a sailor's suit
An old Mexican showed me his withered brown weenie
It's Hieronymus Bosch meets Federico Fellini
Traveling all around
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
Traveling from town to town
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound
Lord you know I'm Greyhound bound
I'm Greyhound bound