[Intro- Yelling At Cats]
Fillies and gentlecolts... mares and whatever... this is a song for my fellow bronies out there. To all you lovers of ponies and all that... but... to the people who don't like ponies... I have one thing to say to you...
[Chorus- Yelling At Cats]
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
[Verse 1- Yelling At Cats]
Hello kids, do you like My Little Pony?
Do you like to label yourself as a brony?
Do you own a plushie? A doll? A toy?
Are your parents not sure if you're a girl or a boy?
Welcome to the club, you'll fit right in
There's only men here, there are no women
Who's your favorite pony, is it Pinkie Pie?
Is it Rarity, RD, AJ or Fluttershy?
Do you like to draw art? Do you have an OC?
Do you think somepony will try to draw one for me?
Tell me, brony- do you like what you see?
What kind of fandom do you want this to be?
We love to love, we don't love to hate
We like to sit back, relax, and tolerate
Friendship is Magic, and that is the truth
Now does anypony here want a little brohoof?
Let's all chill, as Pinkie would say
Life is a party, live for today
Life's too short to be down and sad
Y'all should smile, be upbeat and glad
And I know some people hate, discriminate
They may say with some sh** they propagate
So what do you tell a hater who depicts a show as gay?
Listen to the chorus, this is what ya say
[Chorus- Yelling At Cats]
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
[Verse 2- Temporal Walker]
Steppin on the stage til I grab another mic
Spittin' collaborative of friendship with my buddies, that's right
I'm reppin' Double-E ‘cause I'm flyin on this track
Cats and Living Tombstone, man they both got my back!
In the cla**ic words of Shakespeare, I am what I am
And if you don't like it, I don't give a damn
I will like what I like and I will write what I write
So come closer, listen brony, I don't bite!
For the new generation, sit down my friends
The words that I spit is my soul that I cleanse
As a specimen I'm just one of the many
To be caught up in this pony trend, one of plenty
These ponies have reignited the spark in me
To try to be the best that I can possibly be
And to anyone who thinks I'd be better off in bed
I got love and tolerance circled around your head
Back when I was young I had no direction
And when my band broke up I felt no connection
Anymore to the world around me
Life took a drill and it gave me a lobotomy
Ponies pulled me back from the brink
All the love and happiness just made me think
The world can be such a beautiful place! Don't think so?
Stop being such a disgrace, and…
[Chorus- Yelling At Cats]
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
P-P-P-P-Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
Pony the f** up!
[Verse 3- Yelling At Cats]
I'll tolerate you so much it'll feel like sodomy
I'll love you to the point of a little lobotomy
Everypony's best pony, they all got swag
Pop in the club, haters leave in body bags
Get the message yet, y'all should pony the f** up?
Bronies on the net so you know we got mad love
Par for the course, haters hate the little horse
Sperglords tormenting like the n**est Crook force
f** them all, they can kiss my plot
The joke's on them, I won't stop, I'm not
Angry at all, I'm just a little bit jacked
‘Cause these people just won't reiterate the fact
That ponies are here to stay, that's why we're reppin'
The people from Lauren Faust to Jason Thiessen
Y'all make the fandom worth the stay, it's true
I have nobody else to thank but you
"Love and Tolerate", it's our motto, a mantra
You down with that noise? You can dig it, can't ya?
And all the hate we get it just doesn't do sh**
I'd make a Pipsqueak joke here, "bu*t f**" it
How many times do I gotta say that bronies are united?
How many times until our wrongs is righted?
We're here to stay, what else can we say?
Now Tombstone please, just take it away