In darkened forests of the past Far beyond brave tales of Arthur Lies an age taught as history To ancient rulers of the world Whence comes a vision of the woman Whose cursed beyond all mortal evils Whose countenance alone converted Fearless men to blocks of stone When you think you've got free she's just stringing you along She's got a very long leash to pull you back home She's got everything going but it's all bad She's a snake-haired monster with a masonery fad Drives you mad She smiles at you and tries to be nice Look into her eye and you'll turn to ice
It's never colder when she's alongside you But if you're stuck on someone else she'll melt the glue You know it's true Look upon her if you dare Only one shall have her For brave men die of hearts of stone As surely by the dagger Look upon her if you dare Only one shall have her For brave men die of hearts of stone As surely by the dagger There's never any end to a tale like this There's always another with d**h on her kiss The mythical Jason was saved by his shield He was just a legend but you and her are real It's such a bad deal It's such a bad deal