[Verse]
Yo
I thought I told you you don't want none
Hold me to my word
Shouts to homies out in Gotham
"Won't somebody stop him?"
Oh, you thought you caught them?
I will resort to violence
I won't tolerate your talk, son
Uh, or lack of it
On second thought
It's probably better off you sit
And think about how f**ing wack you spit
It's fricking sacrilege
To go against the Get Up Gang
You getting sh**ted on, c'mon
I sank your fricking battleship
I finally had it, kid
Shut your mouth and plead the Fifth
Please, Mr. Plummer
Don't you got a fricking leak to fix?
Believe it b**h
And get up on this
Cause once I get you in my sights
I am not gon' miss
Motherf**er
Yep, it's Beef Season
But I think you bit off more than you could chew
Cause I ain't leaving
Yo, so spit the gristle out
You a b**h so you getting singled out
I'm Christopher Hardwick
With a sicker mouth
But there's something I can't figure out
How'd you fix the plumbing
From all the cum that I'm flushing
In your sister's house?
I think I get it now
This sh** is getting clear
Now Jensen Karp
Is gonna tell you what you need to hear
[Hook: teewhy (with Jensen Karp drop)]
Now what does Garrett Plummer say
In his Garrett Plummer way
Every Garrett Plummer day?
("I wanna see Weiner") okay
And what does Garrett Plummer think
Every other week
When he's staring at your dink?
("is uh... I wanna see Weiner")
And what did Garrett Plummer thunk
Every other month
When he's starting at your junk?
("I wanna see Weiner")
Yeah, what does Garrett Plummer spit
When he licks his lips
And he's staring at your dick
("is uh... I wanna see Weiner") oh
[Outro]
Weiner, weiner
Weiner, weiner
Weiner, weiner
Garrett Plummer wants your weiner
Weiner, weiner
Weiner, weiner
Weiner, weiner
Garrett Plummer wants to see your weiner
("I wanna see Weiner")
b**h
("That might be the greatest song ever made")
(On Broadway)