Look at you, hippie girl, doing what you're supposed to do
White girl dreads on your head, "Want some flowers?" I said no
Pow-wow girl thinks the world is a groovy f**ing place
Smoke some gra**, adopt cats, can you dig it if you're shallow?
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And when the promises you meant to carry out
Leaving you tasting doubt, you chase them
You're a bohemian pilgrim
Escaping persecution
Look at you, hipster dude, but I guess that's what you want
"Hold my Pabst?" Kiss my a**, move to Brooklyn or Vermont
Get tattoos, Nike shoes, tell exactly how you feel
In the zine of poetry inspired by Kerouac and Salinger
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You're a counterculture victim
Embracing devolution