[Verse 1] (Go) More gnarly than Hardy with the metal mouth Teddy, keep it steady That should tell you what I'm really about I've been livin round a temple Been forgot about Mainly sipping stout cuz of modern Fiji water drought Rushed living since dumpsters and punk rhythms f** with 'em, punch, kicks, and lunch spittin Stuck isn't enough written I've been out of luck I was a sunk infant Just listen [Verse 2] What a tale, what a lie, whats the word I observe with my eye to the curb Wonder why that occur Insecure? Sure I'm a bird Prone to fly through the 'burbs every night Got some nerve, f** it The mood Kabuki, take it loosely Smoke Suzuki, watchin' movies Usually Goonies s-s-sue me, system Dewie I'm a samuari, camoflauge Candlelight, alibi Calibrate and cauterize Sinner in my Momma's eyes [Verse 3] So I'd rather keep the mask up Back up, I'm an actor With some bad luck Hands up Ran up Samson with the strands cut Land of the sand where the man has to act tough Hand for the damned Keep them clamped, I'm a tad f**ed What you ran from? Goddamn phantom The house a little haunted Sticking out your hand and pulling back Just as you got the thing you wanted [Verse 4] f** a feather cap, I just want my better half To wait inside when weather's black And hide until the Nether pa** Down a rabbit hole of taxidermy And I think when Alice has been stuffed, she's rather purtty
Maybe I'm just sad she hurt me Candle burning at the Eulogy Usually I'm off a couple pills when I'm in mourning Stupid me, I should have lied when I was sworn in [Verse 5] In a smoke filled closet with an old magician An optometrist and a doctor lost his optomism What Amoxicillin? Handing blunts to all the children Laughing at my misery and talking back to pop a piston Cinematic master cla** Premise is the cancer's back So I pack and leave the cabbage patch Galavant to Tallaha**ee Sniff the sa**afras Damage past, see Never need to act a panicked a** I'm a ba*tard in the palace But you know me, right? On a holy night, holding on the smouldering pipe It's time to meet the Devil Revving up your nerves Hope you keep it heavy metal, never settle Skeletor sh**, four-fifths In a gallon flask Morbid interest in the aftermath Back at last With a sickle and some tricks for an audience Give us what you get and you can enter my emporium Past shrunken heads and talismans Cross the river Styx, shaky hands I grip the lantern with Unh [Verse 6] Grasp a fallacy Pack it, send it back to me I'm at my f**ing limit See, I'm grabbing at the Valkyries Now I have a tuft of angel down To hang around my chest Nothing less than the hex that I'm arranging now Conspire with a poltergeist, hold my life In his f**ing talons 'til the moment's right Go goodnight