(Indescipherable foreign accent)
Is everybody ready?
Hans? Johann? Heidi?
Let's go, everybody.
I'm sorry I'm a girl,
And not a man.
Then I could come all the time,
In the palm of my precious little hand.
Get drunk in the bars,
And act like a klutz.
It really wouldn't matter.
I'd be too stupid to be nuts.
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I Wanna Be a Man
So I can stink.
A big, tough guy.
I'm sick of pink.
And if I was a man,
I could tell lots of lies
About all the girls I've f**ed.
Just like all of you guys.
I'd be self-sufficent.
And I wouldn't need another.
But if I got a little boo-boo.
I'd go running back to my mother.
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And if I was a man,
I'd always be hot.
Wouldn't matter what I f**ed,
Just as long as it's got a twat.
I'd just rip off her pants,
And f** her, 1, 2, 3.
How did this stinking c*nt,
Have the luck to find me.
(Ooo!)
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And if I was a man,
I could piss anywhere.
Piss on your wrist, you sonofab**h.
When you're a man, you don't care.
I could f** any time,
And be hard as a rock.
Spend my life worrying about
The size of my teeny little co*k.
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And if I was a man,
All you s*uts would give me head.
(I'd) Get my rocks off,
Then I'd kick you out of bed.
Be tackless and boring,
With nauseating breath.
I'd be a worthless piece of sh**
From birth until d**h.
(Everybody!)
(Chorus)
(Everybody sing)
(Chorus repeated in background)