Ron:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man
To us all!
Every son and daughter
Chorus:
Safe!
Ron:
From You-Know-Who
All because of you!
You were small,
But I wonder if you can recall...
Long story short,
This guy,
(Whispered) Voldemort
Was super cruel...
Harry:
(Spoken) Voldemort?
Chorus:
(Gasp) Shhh!
Ron:
He tried to k** you
And your parents,
And this is where it
Gets intensely cool...
Even though you were
A tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you
Survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's
A story we enjoy to tell....
Chorus:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz.
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
You're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble, we know who to call!
(Instrumental)
(Dialogue)
Rita:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
You're invincible
From all harm!
Like Betty Crocker... Oooh!
I wanna eat you up
No one'll beat you up
With that charm
Remember, Harry, kid
You're the Boss
You're the King
You're the Bomb!
(Dialogue)
Harry:
But this is all so sad
I mean, my Mom and Dad
Were k**ed, long ago...
Chorus:
Long ago they died!
Harry:
I wanna be psyched
But being unliked
Is all I know...
Chorus:
All he knows, that's why...
Harry:
I never thought I'd be
A part of such a fate
An opportunity
Eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me
To step up to the plate
And show 'em that
I'm something great!
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am
Is true
I can't be bothered
By my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew
Exactly who I am...
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
Chorus:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
All:
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
Harry:
And I'm the Man!
All:
(Spoken) Harry Freakin' Potter!