Make my bed out of Wonder Bread,
Spread some mustard upon my head.
I don't want no onions or sauerkraut, mamma,
Hold on to the bun baby, work it on out.
I'm a chilidog.
I guess you guessed by now, babe.
Sure enough, I'm a chilidog,
Look at me, delicious. Don't get jealous, better not up
And get over zealous, watch out now y'all.
Come on now fella, pa** me down the relish. Don't read no Ann Landers,
Just don't feed me no Colonel Sanders,
I ain't trying to fool you's,
Don't bring home no Orange Julius.
Gotta have one more time,
Get on down again, woh, woh, chilidog, baby.
Yes indeed, I want a chilidog, yeah,
Talking about stone delicious, good for you too!