[Intro] There's no need to fear Mr. Downtown is here! Hey [Verse 1: T-Pain] Teddy Pain by day superhero by night, I'ma be the n***a that can eat it up right Get too tight and I'm gone On to the next damsel in distress Gotta go I'ma give it the gas His logo is gold silhouette of a a**, Yeah! Shawty light up the air Gimme bout 10-15 minutes I'll be right over there I'ma give you an hour that's it Hop in the shower and sh** Hop in the fast car, I got a Jaguar, call it the shaguar Austin Powers that b**h Yeeeeah Baaaaby! Hello bezel AB on the watch got a yellow bezel It's a bird it's a plane! (What's his name?) I'm-I'm-I'm [Hook] I'm Mr. Downtown, b**h Mr. Downtown That's right, that's right Mr. Downtown, Yeah, b**h Mr. Downtown Bust it open, bust it open [Verse 2: T-Pain] Ca-ca-call me Inspector Gadget, go-go dick! Up and down on the ho like a pogo stick Go stupid, retarded but don't go sick Ho put me on the couch like it's 106 Now it's hard to breathe If I f** her on the floor I can call it shag carpeting (get it?) And she's a freaky thing If I ever wrote song about her it'll be hard to sing
She got my tongue tied I'ma give her the noose Triple shot of Patrón got a b**h gettin' loose I'm the Snoop in her Dogg I'm the gin in her juice She got money on her mind and she gimme the loot (brain) Get the dick up, it's a stick up Put the tongue to it and now she can't even get up It's a bird it's a plane (What's his name?) I'm-I'm-I'm [Hook] [Verse 3: Tay Dizm] (Tay Dizm to the rescue!) Quick through the night like Batman right If you already tipsy ain't lookin for a fight Roll to this dirty and you better get sus Seen Superman the album like what the f** up? I got 2 freaks white boy hit you down The shoes the superpowers is takin' the clouds down yeah I stick it stick it yeah, a freaky freaky yeah I do it the way that your man don't do it yeah Hit it from the back Hit it from the sides Tell her work that f** it baby all night Hit it hit it hit it Somethin' real freaky And when I'm done I'ma have you walkin' down nitty I know you like that have you comin' right back and next time I'ma take you to my cave girl And you havin' you sayin' yeah (what's his name?) [Hook]