A pessimist you can call me I'll be round
To bring you down
My friendship's overrated I've been crowned
Queen for letting you down
Give me your heart I'll give it back
All battered and torn
Cos' every silver lining has it's cloud
Can I be yours?
And I'll Sit on your face and say
I love you And leave you the next day
For someone who owes you
Cos you...
Put you trust in me
To discover no less than a twist in sobriety
And when you need me the most
I'll be pissed off my face or stoned and I'll be loving it
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
You can count on me
Yeah
Here I am you prized And weighted catch
I've been found faulty
Just give me a chance I'll stab you in the back
Please put your trust in me
I am the itch you can't scratch
Here try this dagger
Put your trust in me
Put your trust in me
Put your trust in me
Put your trust in me
And I'll Sit on your face and say
I love you And leave you the next day
For someone who owes you
Cos you...
Put you trust in me
To discover no less than a twist in sobriety
And when you need me the most
I'll be pissed off my face or stoned and I'll be loving it
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
You can count on me
Yeah
Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh
I am the itch you can't scratch
Yeah, yeah. [x2]
And I'll Sit on your face and say
I love you And leave you the next day
For someone who owes you
Cos you...
Put you trust in me
To discover no less than a twist in sobriety
And when you need me the most
I'll be pissed off my face or stoned and I'll be loving it
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
You can count on me
Yeah