There's this girl I kinda know
She works at Trader Joe's
And every single time I go
I'm hoping she might be there
She's on the checkout line
And I think she's pretty fine
I'm just looking for a sign
She doesn't think I'm a weirdo
She helped me find my groceries
Now I can die a happy man
Carmen please, won't you go out with me?
Let me prove to you that I am not a creep
Carmen, please, Carmen go out with me
Paper, plastic, please go out with me
Carmen's 22
Spent her childhood in Peru
Now she wants to teach P.E
"Coach C" will be a hit I swear
I know this cause I stood
Probably longer than I should
Poring over frozen foods
Until she came and said to me
"Hey, can I help you find your groceries?"
And then I died a happy man
Carmen please, won't you go out with me?
Let me prove to you that I am not a creep
Carmen, please, Carmen go out with me
Paper, plastic, please go out with me
Shall I ask her for her number? (Number...)
It's hard in here to be discreet
Shall I take her out to dinner? (Supper...)
She already knows just what I eat
So I repeat...
Carmen please, won't you go out with me?
Let me prove to you that I am not a creep
Oh, Carmen, please, Carmen go out with me
Paper, plastic, please go out with me
Paper, plastic, please go out with me
Paper, plastic, please go out with me
Carmen go out with me