Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy
So many ba**sacks for me to grabby
They come in all colors, sizes and shapes
Some like pears and some like grapes
Long and tall, round and wide
Loose and tight and off to one side
There's ba**sacks of all different kind
There's only one type I don't like
Hairy ba**sacks are my one pet peeve
Hairy ba**sacks make me dry heave
Shaving is key to being ball hair-free
So please shave your ba**sacks, shave your ba**sacks for me
You can do it in the gym, while you're in the steam
You can do it in the shower with your favorite shaving cream
You can do it with clippers, you can do it with a razor
If you want it gone forever, you can do it with a laser
You can shave your ba**sacks anywhere
I don't care if people stare
'Cause the most important thing to me
Is are your ba**sacks hair-free?
Shave your ba**sacks, but don't do just one
Shave your ba**sacks, it's oodles of fun
Smooth and silky is the way to be
So please shave your ba**sacks, shave your ba**sacks for me
Or I'll do it for you
Shave your ba**sacks, shave your ba**sacks for me