This is for all my ladies out there
Who have a problem with their gas
We're at a party, I'm feeling farty
So I say I need to make a phone call
I look around and without a sound
I quietly fart on the wall
I think I'm in the clear until you appear
There's nowhere for me to hide
You say, "What's that smell? It stinks like Hell"
As if a small animal just died
Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like a** oooh ooh ohoooh
I think I farted (on a wall), I think I farted (on a wall)
I think I farted (on a wall), I think I farted
You're fast asleep when I feel one creep
I try to keep it inside the bed
But like a good wine that ages with time
It's rotten and it's startin' to spread
You wake up in fear that a fire is near
From the smell of my own dutch oven
With no one else to frame, I take the blame
You can't believe it's been me the whole time
Rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like a** oooh ooh ohhoooh
I think I farted (in the bed), I think I farted (in the bed)
I think I farted (in the bed), I think I farted
On the couch, on the wall, on the table, on the floor
Beware of my stench it's rotten to the core
I'm a lady on the street but I'll smoke up the bed
Just one quick whiff and you'll wind up dead
No matter how hard I pray
My gas won't go away
I know that it's not okay
But please, please, don't say goodbye
I know that most girls try
To keep their flatulence inside, but I can't lie
I need a man who knows I pa** a lot of gas
That smells like a**
And it's here to last for infinity and beyond
Rotten gas (I farted) oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like a** (I definitely farted) oooh ooh ohhoooh
I think I farted (on the wall), I think I farted (in the bed)
I think I farted (on the TV), I think I farted
Rotten gas (I farted) oooh ooh oh ooooh oh
Smells like a** (I seriously farted) oooh ooh ohhoooh
I think I farted (on your cat), I think I farted (on my cat)
I think I farted (on a photo of Mitt Romney), I think I farted
Ah crap, I just sh** my pants