I just had s** and it was so bad
I'm glad that it's over 'cause the bad s** is so bad
Yeah just had bad s**
Have you ever really ever had really bad s**?
You regretting it all before it even begin
He smell bad, you feel sad, you wonder where his dick has been
And you pray he come fast like Kilimanjaro,
hoping your vagina won't hit you tomorrow
You wanna stop but he's on top so you just push through the s**ual sorrow
Last night I had s** with a motherf**ing compa**
Searching for my G-spot like he's Christopher Columbus
It took him 15 minutes just to found my south pole
Frankly I'm amazed he stuck it in the right hole
Last night I had s** and it lasted way too long
Now I know why there ain't a , off that guy's dong
I guess you can't transform a lemon into a lemonade
I don't feel mislead I just feel mislaid
Last night I had s** and he wouldn't stop grinning
He must love Charlie Sheen 'cause kept screaming I'm winning
He was moving up on me like a Siamese twin
I'll never let him put his dick in my box again
I just had s** and it was so bad
I'm glad that it's over 'cause the bad s** is so bad
Yeah just had bad s**
I just had s** and it was so bad
A waste of my time, that's how about the s** I had
Was just a giant waste of my time
Last night I had s** with a really good speller
Making letter on my chachi like I'm yelling f**ing k** her
If I was the bread he was the sloppy jo, yo
All of his moves just had to go so go yo
Last night I had s** and it was so freaking boring
He didn't even nodes when I started snoring
It was more depressing than a book by Robert frost
I swear the sh** ain't worthy, opportunity cost
Last night I had s** including way to be done
So I started multitasking just to make it more fun
While he was feeling up my rackses, I finished my taxes
Now I think that it's time for me to relax in
Yes one motherf**er, I just had bad s**
The guy was making faces like a kid with Tourette's
I already feel bad for this dude's future wife
This s** was the worst 30 seconds of my whole life
I just had s** and it was so bad
I'm glad that it's over 'cause the bad s** is so bad
Yeah just had bad s**
I just had s** and it was so bad
A waste of my time, that's how about the s** I had
Was just a giant waste of my time
Whoever knew that s** could be bad
What's wrong with this picture it makes me feel sad
I'll never have to deal with bad s** again
If only I was a lesbian!
I just had s** and it was so bad
I'm glad that it's over 'cause the bad s** is so bad
Yeah just had bad s**
I just had s** and it was so bad
A waste of my time, that's how about the s** I had
Was just a giant waste of my time