[Verse]
Plastic knife
As a harbinger of war to those clad in tights
Mothers sit and chat over gastric bites
Kids line the sky with their spastic kites
Little Jimmy at his party gonna have it right
But he didn't see that coming was a tragic night
See the little bubbly toddler was just acting fly
So the local bully neighbors start a cla**ic fight
Now the bully Big Red was an average guy
Every night hear his mother say “pa** the pipe”
And it doesn't really matter who he asking, right?
Cause his father kinda living that casket life
So we back to the picnic for a graphic sight
As the mothers scream in fear like “this can't be right”
sh** starts flying like a poltergeist
As we peer into the center of a static plight
Big Red beating Jimmy half to d**h cause he gritty
Then Jimmy looked down and saw the plastic knife
He felt the ridges and he took the mission
Looked Red in the face and he stabbed his eye
The party fell flat, it was quite a fright
Twenty years later, it was all alright
Red's half blind in his ruptured eye
And little Jimmy's in the bin cause he's scarred for life