I get the bad news and suddenly its obscene
I drop everything and then i rush into the battle scene
My main love intrest surrounded by 30 fiends
I rush into the area and then i cast a smokescreen like
As the smoke clears i show up in the setting
Face to face with 30 fiends me and my giant weapon
My character speaks its time to teach them a lesson
One they will never forget a force to be reckon
I shouted who are you why you gang up on my girl
No reply from them its just like they are from another world
I told her run for cover i can handle it trust me
Soon after 5 fiends bolted up and rushed me
My reaction consisted upon my weapon
Low sweep high slash feels like im two-stepping
Finish the first set with ease im a Bada**
The rest came upon me i wonder how long wil they last
I take em out one by one like im doing chores
They dont seem to realize stupidity is my galore
Finished most of them off my hands start to get sore
One said when the shogun hears about it you are done for
Who's your shogun tell'em exactly who did this
My name is Takamaru and this probably will make him impressed
I put my weapon as the last ones limped away
And then i rush over to that girl and see if shes ok
She says they'll be back double in pairs
I looked her straight in her face and told her i didn't care
Show their face again i'll bring certain pain and despair
I must protect this village at all cost on that i swear