[Intro]
I cannot be f**ed with
I cannot be f**ed with
I cannot be f**ed with
I cannot be f**ed with!
[Verse 1]
Chrome dojo for the shogun
Ever since popo went and shown guns
Bogo for a soul. Clutch on a 4-0
Stow lows in the dough like some cold cuts
On the rug, gold dung from 4th horse
Folks scold Labrador. Older bro got away with it again
Scuffles squash beef with siblings so they put em up
Wendy watches, lost boys do not give a f**
Dimes falling for me like school bully ankle holds
Woke to one's tongue noogieing my pink cranium
90's punk catered toward 90 punks skating worn rails
Hottest spot? Crimson dot noggin rocks
I'm that cracker Polly want. Swatted swamp water
Spotting posses pretty pompous but ya squad just polliwogs
Quick gander at your steeze
Cue laughter, cannot breathe
Woo gals out panties? Neat
Do that. I choose to breach
Through gla**, the roof is weak
Hugh Jackman, Pool, and me
Heal fastest screwed and beat
Took Xanny, earned a seat with with the cool kids
Loot's burning in my pocket
Two dollars feel heavy, view blurred. It's only one
True turds ain't getting flushed. Eww
Words could be different. Just loosened up the front
So boo the few who lust for unique stuff and b**h
Group up, form a new clique or cult
Who's purpose is purse lips & s** my dick
Smalls, you're k**ing me
Closed minds hold mouths open and f** with chivalry
Purchase DirecTV, this is plastic vs. die-cast
Neither side ethers seeing legs through a wine gla**
Craddle cries from nightstand 'cause your white a**
Doing lines fast like Flash now a dope fiend
Woke me chose flows slower than froze streams
Molting to composed monk, orange robe peeled
Stroking oak beads, spoke with the obese
Told me, "Dip a toe in the codene."
f** that
"Slip some sh** in 'bout gold things."
f** that too
"Bum a stoge when you lonely."
Okay
Lymph nodes so active, throat sports a fitbit
Since the rope's been slacking
Trunk kicking but the stool static
Your come up logic lacking like Kirk lost Spock
Average maestros go viral like their girl's crotch
Sip molotov then lob. Yawn, nodding off
Jaws spout so on the nose, quotes popping nollies
Chunks of words churn in gut 'till worth hurled
Shucked from rural curb this stuck & stirred pearl
Paint absurd murals, make Bansky's work curl
Ten piggies at the market. Woah
No one can stop him. Woah
Telling his conscience, "No!"
It's like a toddler. Broke
Tossed all my dollars towards
LP's, f** Prada. Toast
To all I see, raise potion like a child
Dust off the prophecy
And soul rhymed the magnum opus
Oh sh**, you comically endowed
Pipsqueak. Bic bleeds ink
Leaves sixteens indecent
Teased, stripped me of these? I'm Nissen
Eat kimchi, its heat I weave in
Strings of speech till seams start preaching
Keep up. Genius won't help you
These beams from final Freiza zoom
Past dunce cap. PhD in doom
Your screen say Windows Vista? Dude
That's antique. And he's got the gaul to pan me?
Panties got firm hold on man meat. Actually
Man's Ken bald, just plastic. Face it. Fact is:
[Beat Switch]
[Verse 2]
You's a casket's main attraction
Rappers aim high, then complain their lagging
Cut padawon braids, snip snip
To patch up rib cage of Adam
Dance break? Don't have one
Spare change? I have none
Spare f**s? That's cute, dude
Caught ya dressed in a too-too
In a personal session of FPS going "pew pew."
I'm a loose cannon like the suit's off of Mewtwo
Popped a few ludes, Leo moves to my Uber
Driver looking real shook, saying, "we got a drooler."
Skit's great but switch blade saying
"Humor gets neutered, dog. Not paying you to act
As my comical confidant like
Louis CK rapped Illmatic and fondled Nas
f**ing go! I'm cooped in this coupe." His response
"Good one, impressive set up. See--"
Woops. Interrupt the f** with first Jetta vasectomy
[Outro: BIGQUINT]
Hahaha, well, it's been a pleasure talking to y'all. Gonna pa** it to the man himself, but before I go, I just wanna personally thank you for listening. And remember, clean your earbuds you nasty, dirty, waxy eared motherf**ers. Have a blessed day