Sweeney Todd:
What may I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin ma**age? Sit, sir. Sit
Judge Turpin:
You see, sir, a man infatued with love:
Her ardent amd eager slave
So fetch the pomade and pumice stone
And lend me a more seductive tone
A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne, but first, sir, I think
A shave
Sweeney Todd:
The closest I ever gave
*whistles*
Judge Turpin:
In a merry mood today, Mr. Todd?
Sweeney Todd:
'Tis your delight, sir, catching fire from one man to the next
Judge Turpin:
'Tis true, sir, love can still inspire the blood to pound, the heart leap higher. What more?
Sweeney Todd:
What more...
Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd:
...can man require...
Judge Turpin:
...than love, sir?
Sweeney Todd:
More than love, sir?
Judge Turpin:
What, sir?
Sweeney Todd:
Women
Judge Turpin:
Ah yes, women
Sweeney Todd:
Pretty women
(Tone changes)
Sweeney Todd:
Now then, my friend
Now to your purpose
Patience. Enjoy it
Revenge can't be taken in haste
Judge Turpin: (Interrupting)
Make haste and in this work you'll be commended, sir
Sweeney Todd:
My lord…
And who may it be said is your intended, sir?
Judge Turpin:
My ward
And pretty as a rose bud
Sweeney Todd:
Pretty as her mother?
Judge Turpin:
Wuh? What was that?
Sweeney Todd: (spoken)
Nothing, sir. Nothing
May we proceed?
(Sung)
Pretty women... fascinating
Sipping coffee... dancing
Pretty women
Are a wonder
Pretty women
Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair
Something in them cheers the air
Pretty women
Judge Turpin:
Silhouetted...
Sweeney Todd:
Stay within you
Judge Turpin:
Glancing...
Sweeney Todd:
Stay forever...
Judge Turpin:
...breathing lightly
Sweeney Todd:
Pretty women
Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd:
Pretty women!
(staggered parts)
Blowing out the candles or...
**ST:**Combing out their hair
**JT:**Combing out their hair then they leave
**ST:**Even when they leave they still...
**JT:**Even when they leave they leave you and vanish they somehow can still can remain....
**ST:**...out there
**JT:**....there with you
**ST:**There, there are
**JT:**There with you are
(Together)
Pretty women
Sweeney Todd:
At their mirrors
Judge Turpin:
In their gardens
Sweeney Todd:
Letter-writing
Judge Turpin:
Flower-picking
Sweeney Todd:
Weather-watching
Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin:
How they make a man sing!
Proof of heaven as you're living
Pretty women!
(Sweeney shouts) Sir!
Pretty women!
(Sweeney shouts) Yes!
Pretty women
(Sweeney shouts) Oh!
Pretty women!
Pretty women!
Pretty women!