[Intro]
Two
[Verse 1]
A for Angelina
Tongue like anaconda
Lips like Angelina
Ooh, B is for Bianca; she was a ballerina
Now she just a stripper making singles to my singles
Ooh, C is for Chiquita; put banana on Chiquita
Introduced me to Diana, f**ed Diana with Chiquita
So D is for Diana - Diana like it deeper
So I get in her stomach like Mylanta at my leisure
[Hook]
And these are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Yea, these are my b**hes, my alphabet, b**hes
These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
Oh, these are my b**hes, my alphabet... b**hes
I swear to drunk I'm not god yeah
Drops microphone Ooh
But I swear to drunk I'm not god, no
[Verse 2]
And the E is for Ebony - that p**y heavenly
Lawd knows I be swimmin in that thing like an aquarium
The F is for Felicia, freaky a** Felicia
Ooh, I treat that p**y like a sleeping bag, Felicia
The G is for Gina; her p**y so convenient, I mean it
Ooh, she treat my dick like jalapeno
And my cum like Aquafina
She need it
The H for Holly just like Hollygrove
And the I is for Ivanka, don't let Donald know
And the J is for Joanne, I just call her Jo
What goes around comes around, K for Karma, so
These are my alphabet b**hes
[Hook]
Alphabet b**hes
These are my b**hes, my alphabet..
These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
These are my b**hes, my alphabet.. b**hes
I swear to drunk I'm not god, ehh..
Drops microphone
I swear to drunk I'm not god, eh
[Verse 3]
The L is for Lisa, she like my libido
We do the La Bamba - I'm so multilingual
The M is for Melanie, she like my melodies
Don't like my baby mamas, she be so negative
The N is for Natasha - that my lil mama
She holla at me when she want that Oscar Mayer
She got a man, she tell me please do not remind her
He not romantic - I'm a scene from Casablanca
Oooh, she swallow the whole enchilada
Ooh, she get off her knees and say "de nada"
Ooh. She ask me "What's the reason for the choppa?"
Girl, it's a jungle out there, ask Mufasa
O, is for Olivia and the P is for Patricia
And the Q is for the Queen
The R is for Raven and the S for Sharlene
[Hook]
[Verse 4]
The T for Tatiana - she can put her legs behind her
She can bend all the way over
I just thank the lawd for that yoga
And the U is for Uma, the position a**umer
She so flexible we try-angles like Bermuda
And the V is for Vanessa, voluptuous Vanessa
The W's for Wintour, I'm under the weather
And the X is for my exes, f** 'em altogether
The Y is for Yolanda, the Z is for Zelda
And these are my alphabet b**hes
[Verse 5]
These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes
These are my b**hes, my alphabet.. b**hes
I swear to drunk I'm not god
Drops microphone, I swear to god I'm not god
Drops microphone, I'd rather park and not drive, yeah
Drop styrofoam, I can't talk I might cry, yeah
I say I be on some G sh**, I be on some G sh**
Check that other n***a for that Louis shopping spree sh**
Not me b**h, no
You won't rob me b**h, no
I said I be on some G sh**, I be on some B sh**
When it comes to b**hes I be on some A-to-Z sh**
I'm me b**h
This sh** like ABC, 123, b**h
To me b**h
I'm the alpha, the alpha D-O-G, b**h
S-R-Y for the W-A-I-T b**h