I've never been a Christian and I always kind of liked your sister
My heart beats backwards when I think about how much I've missed her
I didn't get her pregnant
My ownly crime
Was playing naked twister
Behind enemy lines
Thats why I'm running!
That's why I'm running to the river
That's why I'm running!
That's why I'm running to the river
Jump jump jump in the river!
Jump in the river and learn to swim
Jum [hesitate] jump in the river
Jump in the river I hope I swim!
I've never been able to resist her
We rolled around on the floor
I'm leaving through the window
Although I came in through the door!
I didn't get her pregnant
My only crime
Was playing naked twister
In a field of landmines
That's why I'm running!
Thats why I'm running to the river
That's why I'm running!
That's why i'm running to the river
Jump, jump, jump in the river!
Jump in the river and learn to swim
Jump [hesitate] jump in the river
Jump in the river, I hope I swim!
Jump in the river, I hope I swim!
Jump in the river, I hope I swim!