Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the JFK airport
Local time is 2 PM and the temperature is 87 degrees
For your safety and comfort we ask that you please remain seated with your seat belt fastened until the captain turns off the 'fastened seat belt' sign
We also remind you to please wait to use any electronic devices
On behalf on Hit Squad Airlines and * *
I would like to thank you for joining us on this trip
Enjoy your stay and welcome to the Goondox