Marilyn: Fellas Team: Yeah? Marilyn: Fellas Team: Is it? Marilyn: Hey team! Team: Hold the benches its Marilyn! Marilyn: I just got a date Team: She just got a date Marilyn: With baseballs Joltin' Joe Team: That lucky so and so Marilyn: So run me around the bases Put me through my paces And teach me all the things a sluggers lover should know Marilyn: Whats that there? Team: Thats the pitcher's mound Marilyn: Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round? Team: Batter up Marilyn: Play ball All: You better give it your all, cuz all men like to play at Marilyn: The national pastime Marilyn: Whos that man? Team: Thats the first base coach Marilyn: Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach? Team: k** the Ump Marilyn:
Throw him out Team: Because there isnt a doubt that All: All men like to play at Marilyn: The national pastime Marilyn: When I was just a little girl I liked being dainty and purty But now that Im giving sports a whirl, I find I kind of like to get dirty Team: Baby whats that there? Marilyn: Thats the team bullpen And I like the odds I'm seeing no girls, all men! Team: Hit the deck, look alive beware the lady's line drive Marilyn: Because my sk** and my pa**ion will elevate the national Peanuts! Hot dogs! Cracker Jack! I dont care, I dont care, if I ever get back! Team: When the season's over, The play wont end Marilyn: Cuz a baseball diamond is a girls best friend All: Yes her style and her fashion will elevate the national pastime