[Verse 1]
What's a thief that never steals?
Empty, though I'm filled with guilt
I pinch my skin until I bruise
And dwell on what I want
I want motel art on my wall
And calendar prints by Marc Chagall
Sea monkeys in a [?] mug
And on their home, an image of my mug
[Chorus]
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
What I want
What I want
What I want
What I want
[Verse 2]
I'm as honest as any man
No man is honest, I understand
I hold my breath until I faint
And dwell on what I want
I want a party suit with epaulets
And heat retaining dinner mats
A chandelier that's painted gold
A royal name of my own
[Chorus]
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
What I want
What I want
What I want
What I want
[Verse 3]
I've had encroachment on my lawn
And my driveway
My three steps that lead up to my front door
And I cannot decide between these two cement sentries
One, a bearded garden gnome who will guard from atop a mushroom
The other, a questionably-painted lawn jockey
Both intimidating in their own fashion
[Verse 4]
Kiss, kiss, kiss my arted wall
Kiss, kiss, kiss my Marc Chagall
Kiss my painted chandelier
As I begin to tear
My tears clear me of my hokum
So I won't know what I want
Please kiss my tears before they fall
As I dwell on all I've not stolen
[Chorus]
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
Give me what I want (what I want)
What I want
What I want
What I want
What I want