[Intro]
So you get my point son, you just don't trust no b**h
You know what I'm sayin? (Okay, daddy, I understand you)
Cause b**hes ain't no good, you know what I'm sayin?
(Okay, I get your point) Anyway, listen to this, check it out
[Verse 1]
1994, as the world gets trifer
I'm wondering, f** I need a woman in my life for?
Ya know, cause it's like a n***a whole history
With you hoes been nothing but misery
First rater, five-one stood
Mad coke fiend though the b**h looked good
Met her at the fever, "What's going on, stranger?"
And like a fool took her in and tried to change her
I don't who I thought I's bluffing
That b**h wasn't giving up that coke for nothing
"Oh you tryna dis, mister bougeois n***a
Yet back in the day, you used to smoke coke cigarettes too
That type sh** you ain't admitting"
Because, homegirl, I grew outta it, you didn't
Anyway, dead outta order
Came in with a sheepskin her ex-lover bought her
Who gave you that? "My ex" I said "Who?"
Believe she had the nerve to say "You can wear it too"
When I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
[Hook]
Someone who would be true
Yes, I should find someone who would be true
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true, true
Oh dear, Scooby Dooby Doo..
[Verse 2]
Then I met Sin, sweating the viking
A brown skinned fox, slim just like I like 'em
"What? Sweating you? Picture that, nerd.. please"
Anyway, the b**h had herpes!
You know, imagine me, the fool being the spouse
Doctor said I couldn't catch it 'less I got aroused
Found out snooping in her bag what she got
Now why you ain't tell me? You worthless s*ut!
"Because I loved you at the time and couldn't afford to"
You know homegirl should get the Oscar award for her lying
Anyway, stayed with the creep
One day, Sybil here, talking in her sleep
"Chris, wait," the bum b**h said
So loud 'til a mothaf**a fell out the bed
Who the hell is Chris? She putting up resistance
'til I caught her calling the n***a long distance
Had the nerve to dis patch loving
Boy am I lucky that I didn't catch nothing
When I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
[Hook]
Someone who would be true
Yes, I should find someone who would be true
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true, true, true
Indeed, I need a love that's true
It seems I need a love that's true
Oh dear, Scooby Dooby Doo
Oh gosh, Scooby Dooby Doo
[Verse 3]
Though happy I was free, the need for love was still in me
Got to the point where the need for it was k**ing me
Then I met shorty here, hanging with my cousin
Found out later how young the b**h was and
Though I done hit it and she opened up a world
And remind me of that song "Go Away, Little Girl"
It had to end because the b**h weren't loyal, and spoiled
"That's because I had you p**y whipped royal"
You see the type of sh** a n***a was gonna marry?
You see the type of attitude the bum b**h carry?
Like oil and water, impossible mixture
Then temper tantrums came into the picture
Yelling, carrying on bad and cursing
Complete embara**ment to the Ruler as a person
"Gimme shorts" Ruler will not permit you
Then she goes wild, starts breaking up my furniture
Flirts too, excuse me, a who*e
Like the world's worst groupie when I brought her on tour
So when I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
[Hook]