Verse 1:
Chillin' on the mothership with half a fifth of scotch in me
Bout to smoke another spliff, indulge in the debauchery
Sparked a Cuban cross blunt, infidel cash flow
Pimpin' wasn't easy 'til I acted like an a**hole
b**hes wasn't f**in right now it ain't a ha**le
Crystal meth like kryptonite, they spun like titty ta**els
The future ain't traditional I'm finding it unusual
Since weed became medicinal I'm hooked on pharmaceuticals
Not an alcoholic though I made it to the funeral
Life's and ugly harlot so I'm drinking 'til shes beautiful
Excuse the bloody cuticles, and breaks and sticky finger tips
Didn't trust the government and burnt off my finger prints
Went to jail the next day, didn't really give a sh**
Said I was a citizen without a birth certificate
Abducted by an alien species in a Cadillac
I f**ed a lot of b**hes And I'll put it as my epitaph
Hook (2x):
Now I'm now I'm on my pimp sh**
Higher than A blimp sh**
And everything is dope
My life is something like Sid Vicious
Women give me kisses so can I get a witness
Notorious contradiction, f** money get b**hes
Verse 2:
Arrested on a Sunday bailed out on Monday
Still drunk from the last night
Driving through a one way the wrong way
I guess that I was being irresponsible
Intestines pourin out me when they brought me to the hospital
Tailor fitted noose around my neck like an accessory
In one big room with all the bad b**hes next to me
And we've been drinking heavily, steadily that's my melody
Violate the jury til they drop the f**in' felony
Went into the mosh pit swinging fists obnoxious
Pre-teenage b**h gettin' knocked unconscious
My style's been concocted and nobody can top it
Bouncer started rushin' in and tellin me to stop it
Been in purgatory, born and raised, but i don't rep it
Because its hard to rep a planet when you always second guess it
It's 11 AM I'm still throwin up shrooms
I watch em blowin' up moons
I hope I'm growin' up soon
Now check it
Hook (2x):
Now I'm now I'm on my pimp sh**
Higher than a blimp sh**
And everything is dope
My life is something like Sid Vicious
Women give me kisses so can I get a witness
Notorious contradiction, f** money get b**hes