Guy Smiley: Hi, this is Guy Smiley, and this here is Adrian. (Adrian is a cute, orange, lady muppet, he hugs her)
Adrian: (giggle) Hello!
Guy: Adrian starts with the letter A, just like the alphabet. Here's a song about the way I feel about her.
(Guy and Adrian start walking past a row of alphabet blocks. As he sings, he tosses each block to the ground.)
Guy: (sings) A, you're adorable
B, you're so beautiful
C, you're a cutie full of charms
D, you're a darling
And E, you're exciting
And F, you're a feather in my arms
Adrian: (giggles) A feather-that tickles!
Guy: G, you look good to me
H, you're so heavenly
I, you're the one I idolize
J, we're like Jack and Jill
K, you're so kissable
L is the love light in your eyes
M, N, O, P, I could go on all day
Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking, you're okay
U made my life complete
V means you're very sweet
W, X, Y, Z
It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you
To tell you what you mean to me
(Just then Cookie Monster marches up, demanding--)
Cookie Monster: Where's my blocks?!
Adrian: EEEEEEKKK!!!!!!
(She runs off, leaving Guy looking very embara**ed. As he begins the second half, he starts hurriedly picking up blocks. Each time, Cookie Monster grabs it away and eats it in that ab-ab way of his.)
Guy: (speaks, the tune still playing) Well, here's A ... and B ... C ... D ... and E ... and F ... Gee! ... H ...
Cookie Monster: I! Where's I?
Guy: Here's I! ... and J ... and K ... and here's L .... M, N, O, P, I could go on all day--
CM: Do! Do! (ab-ab-ab)
Guy: (hurriedly now) Q, R, S, T,--alphabetically speaking, you're okay--U! V! W X Y Z! It's fun to wander through! The alphabet with you! And tell you what you mean to me! (Runs off)
Cookie Monster: (just before he eats the last block) Bye bye!