{Calvin and Hobbs / Intro}
[Calvin]
Hobbs, old buddy, I hear the call
It's time for us to play a game of Calvin Ball
[Hobbs]
Calvin Ball!
[Calvin]
Ya, Hobbs, it's the game of the day
Where we make up our own rules, and then we play
Rule #1, you can only be characters from a movie
[Hobbs]
...or a comic strip
[Calvin]
Or a comic strip, but after that just movies
[Hobbs]
...or a TV show
[Calvin]
Or a TV show, but that's where I draw the line
[Hobbs]
Rule 2: take your favorite scene and then you make it rhyme
[Calvin]
Rule 3: When the scene is run, move on to another one
[Hobbs]
A musical medley we put together just to get it done
[Susie]
This game sounds fun. Can I do a famous moment from history?
[Calvin]
Get out of here, Susie! That's a terrible idea!
[Hobbs]
I think that is such a great idea Susie...
[Calvin]
That's not something anybody wants to see!
So let's get the etiquette evident now that I said it I'll bet you will have to agree
[Hobbs]
What is bout to happen here has never happened a rapping theatrical movie medley
[Calvin]
We're doing it all in one take
[Hobbs]
There's so much at stake
[Calvin]
There'll be some mistakes, we'll see
[Susie]
We'll be in the building, we bout to be k**ing it
We gotta give them all our energy
{Alice in Wonderland}