[Becky] (spoken)
Jenna, time to pee on a stick!
[Jenna] (spoken)
Wha- (sigh) I don't wanna know
[Becky]
C'mon honey, you've waited long enough
[Becky & Dawn]
Get to it and do it
[Jenna] (spoken)
Okay girls, enough!
[Becky & Dawn]
You know what we mean
[Dawn]
I hope you drank enough this mornin'
[Becky]
C'mon sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you so
[Dawn]
It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test
[Becky]
A squat and a squeeze,
A prayer and a please,
It's nothin'
[Dawn]
A stick an' a line
[Jenna]
Just one of 'em- if I'm lucky
[Becky & Dawn]
A pot and a piss
Here we go sis
an' we'll keep our focus on
[All]
The negative!
[Becky] (spoken)
Read the instructions.
[Dawn] (spoken)
Se puede saber la duración de la-
[Becky] (spoken)
English!
[Dawn] (spoken)
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
[Becky] (spoken)
Woow. Thank you, Dawn.
[Jenna]
How'd I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night an' that stupid red dress
[Dawn] (spoken)
Aw, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice-skating outfit!
[Becky] (spoken)
Oh, stay with us, Dawn!
[Dawn]
Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim, I mean, wow!
(spoken) Miraculous luck!
[Becky] (spoken)
Yeah, miraculous!
(sung) to get away with it unprotected fu-!
[Jenna]
Funny how one night
can ruin your whole life
[Becky & Dawn]
Don't go there yet
We don't know what the test says
[Jenna]
I'm already panicked!
[Becky] (spoken)
Just calm down, god damn it!
[Dawn]
Maybe it'll all be fine
[Becky & Dawn]
Maybe there'll be just one line
[All]
Come on, Negative!
[Dawn] (spoken)
I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore?
[Jenna] (spoken)
Well, I - (sigh) he got me drunk.
I do stupid things when I drink, like-- sleep with my husband.
[Becky] (spoken)
Honey, we've all made that mistake.
[All]
Focus on the negative!
[Becky]
This will all be alright
[Dawn]
It was only one night
[Jenna]
Someone
Send me a sign
[Becky & Dawn]
One line
[All]
One line
(ding)
[Becky & Dawn]
That means the test is ready-
this is it...
[Jenna] (spoken)
...sh**.