Alright, guys! As you all know, you see, this is what Sonic and Tails look like. You see, cartoonish appeal. HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH THAT!? Urghh...I mean, seriously, you call this unappealing to the eye? And all you people who criticize the
Sonic games for having “bad gameplay––oh, oh, and also, new lame characters, and too childish and it's for furries!” Well guess what I have to say to that?? You all are FRICKING FRICKS!
And, I don't care what you guys have to say about me. Make fun of me all you want. You can't shoot me down with your arrows of lies! And..guess what? I am sick of this garbage.*panting*. How can you guys hate on Sonic, when your little frick-person shooters are no better? And...I mean, seriously, “frick Sonic! Cause...Call of Duty, Halo, BioShock", oh oh, and just to name some others. Batman: Arkham Asylum...for frickin fricks...is so much better than Sonic! Oh oh! Sonic does not stand a chance...you know why?? Cause we have NO TASTE IN GAMING!” Well here's what I have to say to that. You are all. SCUM! You. are all. Scum! You are all SCUM! SCUMMMMMMMM! And that's not all, Sonic haters! And guys...please just give Sonic a chance...for me? Please Sonic haters, I know it's hard to accept that Sonic's changed, believe me, when Sonic Colors and Sonic 4 were announced, I was a bit skeptical...but Sega has redeemed Sonic! Give Sonic a chance...please...LEAVE ME ALONE! Give Sonic a chance...STOP ALL THIS HATRED! *kicks fan over and throws Pacman ghost* And one last thing I forgot to mention in the video! You guys treat Sonic like it's trash, but you treat games like Halo, Call of Duty, BioShock, and et cetera et cetera et cetera, like it's treasure. What the frick!? I mean, seriously! I mean, you call...ugh...like, “First person shooters” as we all know, have the same type of gameplay, same gameplay mechanics, except, "oh! That's not all! They have different plots! So that must mean all first person shooters are revolutionary" NOOOO! They're all the same, you guys are being cheated on, you idiots! While you guys say “Sonic isn't revolutionary! Sonic isn't creative!” Because, oh! A blue hedgehog who can run at the speed of sound and..platforming gameplay that spen...that blends with speed gameplay as Sonic fights against Doctor Robotnik and his army of badniks...oh, yeah, NOT CREATIVE AT ALL! Seriously, what the frick? You guys need to get a frickin clue! STOP HATING ON SONIC! Ififif there's anything that you guys should be hating on, it's FIRSTPERSONFRICKPERSONSTUPID-FRICKINDUMBFRICKINIDIOTFRICKINPURSEFIRSTPERSONSHOOTERS!! And what is with the Sonic cycle? I mean, seriously, what the frick? The Sonic cycle is frickin dead! Alright? The Sonic Cycle existed last decade, but starting this decade, with Sonic Colors, Sonic 4, and Sonic Generations, the Sonic Cycle has officially been broken! It is dead! WHEN WILL YOU GUYS ACCEPT THAT!? You frickin fricks! Get that out of your frickin head that the Sonic cycle still exists! Cause it doesn't! Alright, you idiots? Get it through your frickin skulls. Sonic has been redeemed! Sega has redeemed Sonic! The Sonic Cycle is DEAD! I don't wanna hear about the Sonic Cycle, you frickin fricks! Get the frick out of here! What the frick! This is SammyCla**icSonicFan, signing out.