[Intro: Sammy K]
Yo Monty! I got some stuff I wanna say about you! Yo!
[Verse: Sammy K]
When you play Minecraft, I bet it always lags
You think you get views on YouTube but you're just a f*g
You ask your mom for money but she always says no
You still watch Yo Gabba Gabba cause it's your favorite show
You get all F's and think that you're great
But you watch My Little Pony, so are you even straight?
Your shirt touches your ankles, and you cry in cla**
Since your dad doesn't have you he laughs
And your the definition of the a*s!