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I beat my girlfriend, she don't mind.
In fact, I think she likes it.
She's like chocolate cake but so much sweeter.
I really try to love her, but sometimes I have to beat.
One day when I was crazy, running outta my brains,
I brought out the whips, and I brought out the chains.
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She used to run and hide
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But now I beat my girlfriend, she don't mind.
In fact, I think she likes it.
I beat my girlfriend all the time.
And now she never fights it.
When she pisses me off and puts the leather on
It kinda makes me wonder …
What's happened to this girl o' mine?
I punched her in the head,
And she started to bleed.
She looked me in the eyes,
She said, "baby, you're all I need"
I got the handcuffs out,
'cause she's under arrest.
It was officer Bob
That she liked the best.
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