I've been patient I've been a mental patient I've been a parental replacement For kids sent to the basement I'm a has-been. I've been had I've become best friends with a pen and pad Understanding the logic of an inanimate object Standing in the projects with a sign around my neck Saying "Show me my respect!" They thought it as a setup, upset I've been unusual I've been an unusual suspect You're beautiful, just check To make sure that you're musical on set I'll be back in a minute React to the limit And find out if ya act offended Asking me if you can kick it? I said "No you may not." Cause your flow just ain't hot So you busters stay shy What the f** do they got? Watch your mouth. What'd that b**h say? That went way out No doubt hit by the ricochet Kids today. I just don't trust em When I have mine I'm a make him speak in rhymes He'll think that it's custom I'll tell him that he's m**m every Christmas So on December 25th he'll be giftless Then I'll convince this dumba** He's actually a witness of Jehovah Flip mat sheets on the sofa Have him bring fat chicks on over Give em drinks if they're sober We'll make some noise soon If she stinks up an odor Send it to my boys room This is my house You don't like it you can get the f** out Cause under my roof, you live by my rules, son I make you want to bounce Sage Francis makes you wanna bounce Joey Beats makes you wanna bounce Non-Prophets weathered and deep cuts We send battle rhymes to shatter minds The Secret Service Crew But they'll all fall through Non-Prophets If you're jumping up and down right now Stop it I've made a man mad I've been a mad man I've been a goody two shoes Who walks bare footed in a bad land
I've been to Madison "What's up?" to my Boston heads I came to visit y'all But you know me I got lost instead I toss in bed Keep myself awake at night Worried that I might not fall asleep Until I see the light My friends wanna see me fight Cause I'm a Black Belt Karate Master! I'd rather have my freestyle raps Sale the party's laughter Plus I'm out of shape And haven't trained in months Can't count how many times My face has been punched I'm feeling cranial lumps They made you a chump I left you walkin a course of Mind anguish with sign language Is y'all def or what? That depends. You mean the d-e-a-f kind? He must've read my lips so hard That he was left blind I've never been signed But I've been signed off Cause I never rhyme soft Or wore designed cloth Every time I cough I swear to God that it's a cardiac arrest Feel my chest Make sure it's not a heart attack I'm stressed It's rest that I probably lack Yes. I'm a full fledged Over the edge hypochondriac obsessed With cleaning the rims on my Pontiac Rollin through the plaza asking "where tha party at?" Come in hardly last But hardly fat Buying oil in Iraq To get him violent And his car keys back My wife don't want me back I want to hold her It's a shame she ain't been the same Ever since I told her "This is my house You don't like it, you can get the f** out This is my roof, you live by my rules b**h." She said I had to bounce Sage Francis makes you wanna bounce Joey Beats makes you wanna bounce Non-Prophets weathered and deep cuts We send battle rhymes to shatter minds The Secret Service Crew But them all fall through Non-Prophets If you're jumping up and down right now You missed the topic