Walk the dog, do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing a**
Sorry guys I can't make it
Maybe next time, think I'll pa**
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than d**h
you're a slave and you don't know it
It always happens to the best [CHORUS]
p**ywhipped, p**ywhipped
Don't you know you're p**ywhipped
p**ywhipped, p**ywhipped
Don't you know you're p**ywhipped She wants to be involved with you
In every little thing you do
Always has to add her two cents
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully on day you'll see
That p**y can be caught for free [CHORUS-MOSH PART-REPEAT FIRST VERSE-CHORUS]