[Hook: SNG]
Addicted, that's my sh**
Addicted to your dick [x2]
[Verse 1: Big Dipper]
Yo, a cold winter morning, brisk and biting
Breath steaming, face clean, eyes shining
I'm on the prowl, I'm on the loose
Searching for my man and Duck, Duck, Goose
The middle of the week, yeah, it's hump day
And in my mind it's always grind and bump day
Seen him posed up, cute, leaning on the wall
Looking at me smiling, so handsome and tall
Probably mid-forties, got a beard and a tummy
I want so bad for him to lay me down and rub me
Eyes locked tight, exchanging glances
Not another one of my daily bromances
This one's special, feel the connection
My loins tingle, wiggle this erection
Cruising him, I'm the cruise director
TSA, I'm the package inspector
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Big Dipper]
So it went like that, I snatched him up
And I took him to my place to f** that bu*t
We got close and heated, just what I needed
Big beefy man, fantasy completed
Better than craigslist, he came correct
Took off his clothes, I didn't suspect
But I was obsessed, and I was amazed
This s**y man trick had dick for days
My dreams came true, all over my sheets
He showed me all his love and hypnotizing man-meat
Better than s**, he talked so smart
Engaged my brain about music and art
And culture, and commerce, and booze, and marijuanas
I wanted to date him, [?]
Obsession was clear, no way to miss it
This man held me strong, I was addicted
[Hook]
[Outro: Big Dipper & SNG]
Um, hi, my name is Big Dipper (Hi, Big Dipper)
And... I'm addicted to dick
Everyday I wake up and do the same sh**
Get coffee and s** dick [x4]
And s** dick [x7]
What can I say? I'm addicted