Anime made me the man I am today
I haven't seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey
I will not conform, my life-size pillow-waifu keeps me warm
Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form
I will confront the social norms
In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm
The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn
Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle p**n