[Sample: James Brown]
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, hit it!
[Verse 1: Ryu]
Rest in peace Guru
'Nuff respect Preem
Pour out a little more liquor
Rest in peace Redeem
We're gonna do it for your memory
Blunts, a bunch of Hennessy, drunk
Like we used to get back when I was 17
Dipping down Alamo in a jet black Lex
By any means necessary trying to get that check
Taking 40s to the head like there ain't no end
They say we going to prison, I might wind up dead
We got the last laugh cos we never half-a** sh**
I'm not Rakim but I can make 'em clap to this
So ro-roll it up, take a puff, pa** that spliff
Try to teach you how to stunt
But that cla** you skipped
It wasn't ever about the money, all about the respect
You ain't a king just because you getting royalty checks
If that's the case I should be draped in diamonds and velvet
With a cape like the f**ing second coming of Elvis
[Pre-Chorus]
I ain't new to this
I make your fun stop as soon as it starts
Yeah I'mma ruin in
Gun punk co*k
With the bloodclaat, liquor shot
Pa** us a rock
Take a break from the foolishness
b**h I've been doing this
[Chorus: samples]
Ryu, the San Fernando Valley Rambo
D E F to my d**h
Ryu, the R Y U
Make a rapper ship twelve platinum and blank tapes
Ryu, Tiger Chan you numbnuts
Got a d**h wish? I'm the Fresh Prince of TEC clips
Ryu, with a rusty TEC
Am I the best? Well I gotta put it bluntly - yes
[Verse 2: Ryu]
Everybody looking at me when I step on the set
I'm always going nine-eleven, hope you never forget
They had it coming to 'em boy, I ain't got no regrets
I only use a straight razor never ever Gillette
It's like a pack of ketchup exploding from the neck up
You need a Black and Decker, we're gonna clean the mess up
I tried to tell 'em I was coming but they chose to ignore me
Maybe next time they learn to pay attention to warnings
You geeks, I rock khakis with a cuff and a crease
Wildelife, we get it quacking like a gaggle of geese
You damn right that's us, we on the cusp of greatness
They told me to show my cards but I'm holding all aces
Basically I'm telling you to tell your crew to beat it
Cos this is what I do [?] margaritas
So you can get the penis if you wanna see styles
I guarantee Divine got the grim reaper on speed dial
[Pre-Chorus]
You're new to this
I make your fun stop as soon as it starts
Yeah I'mma ruin in
Gun punk co*k
With the bloodclaat, liquor shot
Pa** us a rock
Take a break from the foolishness
b**h I been doing this
[Chorus: samples]
Ryu, the San Fernando Valley Rambo
D E F to my d**h
Ryu, the R Y U
Make a rapper ship twelve platinum and blank tapes
Ryu, Tiger Chan you numbnuts
Got a d**h wish? I'm the Fresh Prince of TEC clips
Ryu, with a rusty TEC
Am I the best? Well I gotta put it bluntly - yes
[Verse 3: Ryu]
People round town talking this and that
Asking where the hell I've been and will I ever come back
I've been doing this, so I ain't got no time to relax
Thought I was through with it, then I relapsed
See I was higher than a stewardess
Started sticking needles in the groove again
Had to go to rehab so I could quit the music biz
True spit, I was sick of that sh**
I want to shake an executive like a red nose pit
I put the past behind me, now I'm back on my grimy
I been keeping it one hundred, but I'm stuck in the 90s
Check the resumé, the truth burn your retina like it's pepper spray
f**ing A, my name's Ryu they call you whatshisface
Haters on my dick, they ain't ever got enough to say
But like a volcano they really hope I don't erupt today
Batter your sensei, the honkey el jefe
You flavors of the moment come and see me in a decade
[Pre-Chorus]
You're new to this
I make your fun stop as soon as it starts
Yeah I'mma ruin in
Gun punk co*k
With the bloodclaat, liquor shot
Pa** us a rock
Take a break from the foolishness
b**h I been doing this
[Chorus: samples]
Ryu, the San Fernando Valley Rambo
D E F to my d**h
Ryu, the R Y U
Make a rapper ship twelve platinum and blank tapes
Ryu, Tiger Chan you numbnuts
Got a d**h wish? I'm the Fresh Prince of TEC clips
Ryu, with a rusty TEC
Am I the best? Well I gotta put it bluntly - yes