When I was a boy I walked into this store I think they call it the 7 Eleven
I saw something underneath the gla**, it looked just like manna straight from heaven
I asked the clerk behind the counter what was in them and he said it's just one of life's little mysteries
But I knew my love for corn dogs was surely destiny
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me
Good when they're hot, good when they're cold
Good when they're fresh, good when they're old
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me
I had a date with my girlfriend but I was feeling just a little bit down on my luck
But then I heard they were selling corn dogs down on the corner store three for a buck
Then the realization came that this was just a test for me to see
That if my girl don't like corn dogs, she ain't the girl for me
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me
Good when they're hot, good when they're cold
Good when they're fresh, good when they're old
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me
Kaylyn can eat corn dogs for breakfast, Kaylyn can eat corn dogs for lunch
You can even eat corn dogs for dinner, you can even eat corn dogs for brunch
I say no meal is complete without a helping heaping of corn dogs sitting there on your plate
And you might die of a heart attack but they still taste real great
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me
Good when they're hot, good when they're cold
Good when they're fresh, good when they're old
Corn dogs, corn dogs, they are so good to me