Tonight has been a good night so far
Sitting drinking in a house with no bars
We've been snorting from left to right, I can't catch my breath
Tell that story that you always tell us
About that time where you almost got locked up
Anxiously wait for the punch line
I can't catch my breath
...cause I'm not really sure
If I'm drunk anymore
Dance it off
Don't you think that we should stop?
I wasn't sure if you were fun or not
Let me take pictures on my phone?
How do I look, or do I want to know?
...cause I'm not really sure
If I'm drunk anymore
Dance it off
I must admit
No car, no job–still k**in it
Everybody online is winning it
Am I the odd one out not feeling it?
I'm k**in it, gettin it in
Am I the only one that's trying to win?
I'm digging holes while I'm filling them in
I'm talking money like MAYBE
Which one of these drinks will save me?