[My name's Wyatt Chipman and I'm frickin awesome
And yeah, I got a vision to be livin awesome
I'll write a couple songs that are frickin awesome
Maybe then, I could get a little buzz off em]
[Verse 1]
Say what? You're a balla? Like Sonjay Dutt?
You're all but, like Kim K. so keep up
Your ball game just ain't workin out. The wait's up
Time to make hits, home runs, like Babe was
I'm not even in my prime. Kid, don't k** my vibe
I wouldn't even be bad if I was villainized
What's to say that hasn't been said? A million lines
Lined up in my head. It's time for ill to be redefined
And all I gotta do is fill this sheet of mine. Disagree?
You're like a blind driver, you just cannot see the signs
Piledrive ya till your spine's redesigned cause ya said I lied
When I said I'll make the cut, even if I cut it fine
You bust a nut while I bust a rhyme
Both only take a couple minutes. We're muggin time
I'm sublime, how could ya hate this when
Yall give rap as bad a name as Kanye did his kid, beast
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I'll leave em fallen like the leaves in Autumn
They're speechless. Prolly in awe cause I'm freakin awesome
Proceed with caution. If you're speakin out, better not be talkin down
Cause I leave a beat slaughtered, playin possum in a coffin
Uh! I'm dope, duh!
So much so, I leave straight edge kids doped up!
I'm gonna go nuts! The music on the radio s**s
The flow is good but the lyrical substance is f***ed
Ugh! I'll choke em with two chains
I hope I invade their brains like Kuwait with Hussein
And get under their skin like blue veins cause I rock
Yall can get cold co*ked. You're too vain
Man, I don't even gotta try
To please the ma**es cause I'm naturally talented. I
Can outrap these f*ggots without battin an eye
This isn't a track, it's a battle cry in disguise, beast
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I'm awesome. Out of this world, call me a martian
Here to redeem rap, hip hop John Marston
Shootin down those who take shots like marksmen
I'm comin after em like a chaser, tell em Cartman
(How would you like to s** my balls?) Hella serious
Yall act like to rap, somehow, I'm deleterious
And that's delirious. If you think that at all
How would you like to s** my balls?
I'm awesome. That's me
This sickness'll spread way too fast for a vaccine
Rapping to me is like caffiene
Cause it makes me wanna get up and scream, "man, I'm an MC!"
Yall condemn me for, what, bein different?
You wouldn't know sk** if I showed you the definition
Wyatt Chipman, don't ya frickin knock him
And I'm an open door if you got a f***in problem, beast