Restricted travel it's a f**in' disgrace
Pull you in they don't like your face
I'm sorry sir but it won't take long
Every time it's the same old song
Excuse me sir can you come with me
I can't let you through because you've no I.D.
Don't give a toss what you say
You're gonna have to sign on the P.T.A.
Innocent man but they don't care
Is it your boots or is it your hair?
Going off to see your mates now you're all set
But you'll get quizzed by the London Met
Excuse me sir can you come with me
I can't let you through because you've no I.D.
I don't give a toss what you say
You're gonna have to sign on the P.T.A.
Restricted travel it's a f**in' disgrace
They'll pull you in they don't like your face
I'm sorry sir but it won't take long
Every time it's the same old song
Excuse me sir can you come with me
I can't let you through because you've no I.D.
I don't give a toss what you say
You're gonna have to sign on the P.T.A.
Excuse me sir can you come with me
I can't let you through because you've no I.D.
I don't give a toss what you say
You're gonna have to sign
f** your P.T.A.