I ride her hard but never too rough
She don't complain, she can't get enough
She's got some scars that I inflicted
Our relationship's not too restricted- YEAH!
Now this girl's been around the block
That ain't gonna make me stop
She's kinda loose right around the muff
Don't get me wrong, she is f**ing tough!
BELIEVE ME MAN, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
I LOVE HER, SHE'S MY BABY
She's not too much too look at
She's kinda short, pretty fat
We fell in love in a parking lot
When she moves, she shakes what she's got
BELIEVE ME MAN, IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
REAL BEAUTY LIES BENEATH
I first saw her in a magazine
She's 12 years old, but it doesn't bother me
So what if she's not so cherry?
She's in good shape for coming so cheap
When I turn her on, she turns me on
She don't drink booze, just gasoline
And I lube her up with STP
When I turn her on, she turns me on
When I turn her on she'll go all night long- Yeah!
Reliable, she'll never cheat
If she breaks down I'll get her off her feet
Went all 'round the country on the same tread
We piss out a hole we cut in the floor
She was the only woman I got on tour
Vanmandos is her name
I'll never look at another the same
I never cared much about machines
But this one's like a human being
Depend on her through thick and thin
I'll ride with her to the end
SHE'S TOUGH AS NAILS, HARD TO BEAT
I LOVE HER, SHE'S MY BABY