{Intro}
Let's raise a glass, my friend
America is great again
To celebrate the last four years
The last we've had and many tears
We send off number forty five
With names he was called on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
{A section}
There's Trumpelstiltskin
Troompa Loompa
Donny Boo Boo
Cheeto Chief
Pumpkin McPornhumper
Unhappy Gilmore
And...
Commander in Beef
Mar-A-Lardo
Donny Bone Spurs
Colludacris
El Crap-i-tan
Grab-Ass Grandpa
Orange Hulk
Hairy Poppins
King Tutan-con-man
Abra-scam Lincoln
Douche-olini
Typhoid Donny
And Flabbio
The Tangerine Twitter Machine
The Hydroxy Horror Picture Show
Orange Julius Caesar
Spready Krueger
The Tandalorian
Dingus Khan
Putin's Pee Pee Pal
Lie-ger Woods
RegenerDon
{B section}
Lightning round!
Tweety Gonzales
Tanny Soprano
Q-A-Don
Dictator Tot
Quid Pro Combover
Kentucky Fried Covidiot
Darth Tax Evader
Fatty Lupone
Propagrandpa
Prisoner-elect
The Lock-Her-Up-ness Monster
Hungry Hungry Hypocrite
{Outro}
Thank God
We're finally done
With this!