[Intro: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"]
What's your favorite scary movie?
Yo, Slim Shady
Yo, Royce 5'9"
Y'all wanna make a movie?
What, what?
We got the film right here
[Verse 1: Royce da 5'9"]
Yeah, I'm one of them pretty rappers
Buck if I really have to, I really slap you
King of Detroit, who they naming the city after
Scandalous partners whose grammar hammers the hard sh**
Into your heart with content, yo, who wanna start with?
Expert, Bad & Evil is coming soon
MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
This sh** is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin'
Leaving all of you cats sh**ting kittens
I gotta diss you, my n***as be co*king pistols
Shot and split you, f** splitting the profits with you
Six percent of y'all n***as is just pretend
Cliques with clits, p**y n***as stink with dicks
n***as act bully and blast for the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of n***as packing semi
Speak darts; yo, you get paid?
Rhyming about it is the sweet part
You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
5'9", a street n***a with deep feeling
I keep illing, my steez willing to keep k**ing
f** rap! A lot of y'all all is just acts
Trust that, you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
f** that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
And I'ma spit thunder, stick to my guns
n***as is finished before they gimmicks; one-hit wonders
What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique stalls
I'm a pitbull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw
Split y'all, holler, "It's on!", then I diss y'all
All of y'all n***as get pissed on claiming you pissed off
[Hook: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"]
Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers coming in with their team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin', directing and starring in it
[Verse 2: Eminem]
The one man on the planet
That'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin'
Any man plannin' to battle will get snatched outta his clothes
So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin'
I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clinton, hit this – and you better inhale!
‘Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
Is getting taking advantage of like Monica Lewinsky
Came home in a frenzy
Pushing a ten speed, screaming to Aunt Peg
With three spokes sticking outta my pant leg
f** a headache! Give me a migraine, damn it, I like pain
You should be anywhere that a mic ain't
You rap knowing you wack
You act up and I'm throwing you down a flight of steps
Then I'm throwing you back up them
If they don't like the track, f** 'em! The rap struck 'em
Harder than getting hit by a Mack truck and then backed up on
And any half-a**ed known rapper to trespa**
Better be ready for the second Celebrity d**hmatch
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly
I'm sicker than a 2Pac dedication to Biggie
I'm free-falling feet first out of a damn tree
To stampede your chest 'til you can't breathe
And when I'm down to my last breath
I'ma climb the Empire State Building
And get to the last step and still have half left
[Hook: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"]
Y'all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers coming in with their team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin', directing and starring in it
[Outro: Eminem & Royce Da 5'9"]
Bad, the Bad
Uhh, when the Bad meets the Bad, yo
The Evil
Take the Evil with the Evil
Put 'em together
What? Nine-nine
Two times, Slim Shady, Royce da 5'9"