[Verse 1]
Come away with me
Let's journey to a land where men, are men
And I wish, that this all was a dream
Those skinny jeans, how do you get yo' balls in them things?
And the day that my son should want a pair
That's gon' be the same day that I put a gun to my head
And why would you want your booty to stick out?
Just be glad you're not in jail
[Hook]
You are gay to me, and that's okay to me
But I still hate your pants
You're a f*g to me, long as you're happy, be
But that don't mean I have to like your pants
[Verse 2]
Where did you buy those things? Are those designer jeans?
Cause I haven't seen 'em at Saks
And I wish, that this all was a dream
You got a crotch like a Ken doll in them jeans
And there's no way I should be able to see the imprint of your knees
And them jeans, make you look like you got big feet
And I wish that y'all would quit it with that dance
And I hope y'all go to hell
[Hook]
[Outro]
Skinny jeans really, gross me out
It's just the whole concept, you know?
Pullin them over your hairy man a**
And then, havin to peel them off your hairy legs
It's disgusting; Mickey Factz was
In the same room with Joey, when he got punched in the eye
I blame it on the skinny jeans
I blame it on the skinny jeans cause he couldn't react fast enough
Cause his legs was all caught up, in the skinny
I hate skinny jeans