[Chainsaw revving]
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Got a sh**-eating grin
b**h, show me them itty-bitty titties again
We're in Sin City
Since when did we begin to get dignity
No diggity, b**h, you need to run and go get your figgity-friends
I'm lookin' at your bum-stiggity-bum, hun
The miggity mack's biggity back, don't act wiggity-wack
You can get the figgity-finger; the middle
You little dizzy b**h, sit and spiggaty-spin
Got a 6 o'clock cravin', stop, get Ciroc
It's 'bout to be an unbelievable night
I'll call it surreal, Sir Mix-a-Lot tape in
Hit the spot, spot my next victim
I'm picky like I missed a spot shavin'
Came to sip vodka, sh**
Yeah, that little chick is hot but if she got rabies
I wouldn't give the b**h a shot, I'd poke her in the rear
But I bet if I licked
Her, she'll try to chase me (Ha-ha)
What are you: pit, rott, mixed?
Oh, you just got fixed, well, sh**, then let's lip-lock
If not, then trick, piss off, you snobby little pig snot nose
You think you're hot sh** cause you're in heat
Well, b**h, if you're solar, then I'm your polar opposite, dog
Cause I'm colder than popsicle sticks, poppin' sh**
Talkin' it, walkin' it, spit boxin'
My sick thoughts are 'bout to lick shots, like the sh**'s sobbin'
And drip-droppin' in chocolatey whip-toppin'
So whether you're hip-hop, Slipknot, B.I.G., Pac
Kid Rock, Kris Kross, Rick Ross, you'll dig this
If not, then kick rocks in flip flops
And I produced the track
So you don't have to ask who it is when this sh** knocks (Turn up!)
So crank the volume 'til it's bangin' and I'ma keep on sayin'
All the sh** I should be hung for, and probably k**ed for sayin'
And I probably will, but not until the day I pop a pill again
Like Joplin til' I drop, and still, if that don't do the job of k**ing' Shady, then the karma will
They sayin' I must bring it as Mohammad
Until the Parkinson's done ate away my brain
And made me Robin Williams crazy
Or I end up with dementia, but you rockin' with a sadist
Hate to say this, but if the thought is entertainin'
I ain't stoppin' til we explain it
Oh my god, for real man, not again I'm shakin'
But before I tie a rope around this nob
If they don't like it, got a knob that they can slob on until -
Wait, I just forgot what I was thinkin'...
What's it called again? I'm blankin'
The thing above the balls between my legs
And I think that I can feel it dangling, it's throbbing and it's veiny
Wait, I think that I got it, okay, b**h I got you, Robin Williams hangin'
b**h don't hang in the lobby unless you came to slob me
Come on kemosabe
It's past time, like your favorite hobby
Cause if the way that I spit she remains on my dick then she grab me by the nuts and tried to take my sausage as a hostage
Ain't it obvious? Pretty much a no brainer
Or should I say Cobainer?
That she's plain addicted to my dick like Lorena Bobbit
Gotta weiner off it, wean her off it like she took my f**ing penis, chopped it, and stuck it up between her armpit
And she begun to swing a karambit knife and paint the carpet, at least that's what her train of thought is
Cause I came to conquer it, hit it, quit it, and made her plain b-bonkers
And I always end up giving these b**hes a complex
And I don't mean apartment
So spread your feet apart
And let me see you do some yoga stretches, splits
Now grab this Cuisinart
And make me breakfast, b**h, that's a prerequisite
And that's just to get in this bedroom, b**h
Walked up to that Ke$ha chick (what up?)
Said my name is Booger, wanna catch a flick?
I'll even let you pick, make her fetch a stick
Bet you if you give this old dog these new tricks
To get familiar with I learned extra quick
Kick a pregnant b**h, oops, I guess the sh**
Took an unexpected twist like the neck of the freaking exorcist
Cha-cha-cha
b**h, I said that this mask ain't for hockey
Hate Versace, Versace, I got Münchhausen by proxy
I'm making you sick, don't pretend you can't hear me
You deaf, girl, I said you was foxy
I'll tell a b**h like Bizarre
b**h, shut the f** up and get in my car
And s** my f**ing dick while I take a sh**
And I think with my dick so come blow my mind
And it tastes like humble pie
So swallow my pride, you're lucky just to follow my ride
If I let you run alongside the Humvee
Unless you're Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let's ski
So what's it gon' be? Put that sh** away Iggy
You gon' blow that rape whistle or me?
(Squee!) I love it love it love it
'Fore I get lost we're gettin' off
Like this is our exit, now lets hit the highway and try not to get lost
'Till we get to Las Vegas
[Bridge: Eminem]
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
'Till we get to Las Vegas
(Party, do it 'till tomorrow)
Vegas
[Chorus: Eminem]
Whatever happens here, stays here
So let's go all the way dear
Til we get to Las Vegas
[Verse 2: Royce da 5'9]
Whatever happens in my room, it stays in my room like movie night like cable
Treat every women in my stable like flavors
Lick her like she kryptonite and I get weak after like 7 days
And 7 nights in the Days Inn, it's Hot Vegas
We roll in circles and packs, we the lifesavers
She got a boyfriend, I got a toy then
I'll bring it with me when I show up to her crib waving
And I ain't tryna meet a nice neighbor
I'm so Jay Electronic, I'm cut like I'm all out of razors
And all I got is a gun left with a bayonet on it
Neck so frozen it look like I walked in a j**elry store
With about a million dollars with your mama
And sat down and did an ALS challenge, haaaan
I stole that adlib from French, Bad & Evil back at it again
About to get my back tatted again
About to get a pic of a backstabber with an axe in his hand
Sitting on a bike in the sand
If you ain't been through nothing
Then that shouldn't mean nothing to you like likes on the Gram
If she current I keep her p**y purring like the pipes on a Lamb
Weed got her so chinky eyed
Look like she been getting high on a flight to Japan
I keep my j**elry on while I'm f**ing
Sound like I'm shaking up dice in a can
Listen, though this ain't Christmas I make you my ex miss
If this is my pa**ion
I learn to give those who don't appreciate my presence
The gift of my absence
I don't know who you been listening to
Got me f**ed up like Pookie in the chicken coop
b**h, I don't give a two sh**s
b**h, get the f** out of my face
To make a long story short, I don't really gotta stand there
And listen to you while you throw a silly tantrum
Even though I have an affinity for a witty banter
Starting to feel like foulplay like Billy Laimbeer
Hold up, she misunderstood me
I said say, por favor
Thought I said the Wraith had four doors
I knock a n***a face off
Give him the bottom of the nine like a baseball scoreboard (whatever..)
I leave the club with my tab still open
Won't even get a cab for you and your friend
The only fear I have is of loathing
And I won't even kick in 'till we get to Las Vegas
[Bridge + Chorus: Eminem]