Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
If you binge drink friends,
you know how it's gonna end
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
The room starts spinning
who's that coming round the bend
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Hello
Hello
Hello
Uncle Vom Vom's coming to Town
Schoolie Week who's gonna spread himself thin
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Who smells like teen spirit here he comes again
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Hello
Hello
Hello
Uncle Vom Vom's coming to Town
Hello
Hello
Uncle's visiting again,
We hate him when he;s coming but love him when he been
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Throwing up at the Melbourne Cup
It's australian as a game of two up
With your fascinator and your three grand skirt
legs akimbo in the carpark dirt
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello, Uncle Vom Vom's coming to Town
Hello
Hello
Uncle's visiting again,
We hate him when he's coming but love him when he's been
And some things are better out than in
Hello
Hello, Uncle Vom Vom is coming
You better not cry, you'd better not pout
Uncle Vom Vom is coming
You'd better get your f**ing arse sorted out
Uncle Vom Vom is coming
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M
Uncle V.O.M, V.O.M