Welcome to Australia the wide brown land
Where we speak American
Girls are divas, guys are players
In the juice bar, what's your flavour?
Offence and defence, set and play
Corporate bonding on your weekend away
Time-share, seminar, self-motivation
Where your first step is always litigation
HO! (ho)
HO! (ho)
Woah no (woah)
HO! (ho)
I love a sunburnt country,
A land of sweeping plains
And good old Aussie sporting names,
West Coast Eagles; House of Pain
Deck Dogs and wigger knobs, Halloween and hot dogs
Get your Apple iPod
We're suburban, get your Coke-a-Cola mix with some bourbon
HO! (ho)
HO! (ho)
Woah no (woah)
HO! (ho)
I got a predisposition for opposition to this tradition, willing coalition
But what would I know? I still call Australia 'HO'!
I can't beleive that we achieved the chance to be reprieved
From being in someone else's Monarchy, and we still voted no!
I still call Australia 'HO!'
I still feel tension when I stand to attention at the mere mention
Of some global bullies intervention, but I guess I'm one of those
I still call Australia -
HO! (ho)
HO! (ho)
Woah no (woah)
HO! (ho)
HO! (ho)
HO! (ho)
Woah no (woah)
HO! (ho)