So you wanna meet somebody new
The pretty boys, they're too shallow for you
Someone clever and interesting
Well, that means me - who are you kidding?
I'm the one that you want, but I'm not the one that you'll want.
Yes I'm funny, I'm different, I'm smart
I turn conversation into art
What you get is lots more than what you see
Which is why you won't be going home with me
I'm the one that you want, but I'm not the one that you'll want.
I'm the one that you want, I'm the one that you want
I'm the one that you want, I'm the one that you want
The one that you want, yes indeed, but I'm not the one that you'll want.
I'm not your demographic,
I'm not your demographic,
I'm not your demographic,
I'm not your psychographic
Perception is reality, when you're stupid.
Don't look into my eyes, you might like what you find
Don't look into my eyes, you might like what you find
Don't look into my eyes, my lethal weapon's my mind
I wouldn't want to give you a fright
I wear my prescription sungla**es at night