Dating a Douchebag: By Roomie
Girl, someone like you is hard to find
Girl, your stunning smile, one-of-a-kind
Girl, I just can't get you off my mind
No
Girl, your boyfriend acts like he has cla**
Girl, but then he smacks your sister's a**
Girl, I heard you're paying for his gas
Wut?!
Maybe I should just keep my stupid mouth shut
But seeing you with him is such a pain in my bu*t
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Girl, he quotes himself, is that your type?
Girl, says you look great then he's like "psych"!
Girl, he's wearing sungla**es at night
Wut?!
Girl, he says your parents make him sad
Girl, he says it just to make you mad
Girl, he says you're the second best he's ever had
Wut?!
Maybe I should just keep my stupid mouth shut
But he's been with half the school, yet he calls you his s*ut
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
I just wish that I could hold your hand
Find a way to make you understand
He always talks about how he's the man
And we all know that's not a real tan
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag
Maybe I should just keep my stupid mouth shut
But seeing you with him is such a pain in my bu*t
Girl you're so fine
And I wish you were mine
But you're dating a douchebag